Teenage shooter says “Hail Marilyn Manson”



If I were Marilyn Manson and kids continued to shoot people and claim my music to be the inspiration, I would pay personal visits to those kids and put them in their place.

According to the Thibodaux Daily Comet, 15-year-old Justin Doucet (fitting name for this prick. Let’s call him Douchette for fun.) So Douchette recently went into a seventh grade classroom with a gun, pointed it at the teacher and told her to say “Hail Marilyn Manson.” When the teacher refused he fired at her head.

Luckily the retard missed his mark. After firing once he ran to a bathroom and shot himself in the head…and lived. This kid must be the most miserable shot in the world! Douchette is currently in critical but stable condition at Terrebonne General Medical Center in Houma, LA.

Now if I were in the class that Douchette fired the gun in, I would organize a class trip for all of us to see him in the hospital. And just like the Marines in Full Metal Jacket, every kid gets a sock with a bar of soap in it and get one good shot on the shithead’s stomach.

Now I know I’ve used some strong words to describe this teenage waste…but this is a blog not a newspaper. My opinions come out how I want them. And I’m pretty sure that if the papers could describe this kid, they would use my verbiage.

4 Responses to “Teenage shooter says “Hail Marilyn Manson””

  1. ztoigo Says:
    May 19th, 2009 at 10:37 pm

    i fucking hate when people pull that kinda shit. like, u know, im not a fan of mansons music, but i respect the man cause he is a genius. like that pisses me off. like, colombine was a tragedy, but it wasnt mansons fault. people have to leave him alone

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  3. MBII Says:
    July 3rd, 2010 at 8:42 pm

    Dear Mr. Tryhard,

    You’re not impressing anybody with your “OMG im freaking out here and being hardcore” act.

  4. Shuto Says:
    February 27th, 2011 at 12:40 am

    I don’t understand why people would do these things… I mean if you support them that much, you don’t get your gun and force people to like the artist. It will make the artist into trouble, and giving them a bad name. Kids these days, they can get crazy

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