Pete Townshend will stalk your kids in Miami
If the flyer below has any type of impact come Super Bowl weekend then residents will be shuffling their kids into their homes and locking their doors because Pete Townshend is in town and he’s out to do terrible things to the children of South Beach.
The group known as Protect Our Children, Inc. distributed this flyer to residents who live near Sun Life Stadium where the The Who will be performing during the halftime show. Because apparently, according to these people, Townshend is gonna go out and grab himself a few kids right around the first quarter of the game.
Townshend was arrested in 2003 for child pornography and became a registered sex offender in the U.K. The flyer claims that he will be at large in Miami and that he is not expected to establish a residency in this country. Phew! For a minute there I thought this massive rock star was going to buy himself a shitty home in Miami and leave his life of luxury in England behind him all so that he can get a taste of young American kids.
After seeing this flyer I now am absolutely positive that certain people just should not breed at all.
Tags: Pete Townshend, Super Bowl, The Who
November 1st, 2010 at 7:12 am
Terrific blog. Good for you for publishing it.
With appreciation,
Chris
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December 3rd, 2010 at 7:51 am
im seriously sick of the battery on my phone going down so fast, seriously annoys the poo out of me, see what happens, find a good site and BAM my battery is dead, so yeah, i luckily had enough battery to read this and post the comment haha, i have no life. yay me!
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