Aerosmith are cocked, loaded and ready to rock?

Back by popular demand with more spit and fire than ever before, we’re coming across the pond and parting the waters as we go. – Steven Tyler

Aerosmith is going to be rocking in the UK and Europe this summer. Enough BS, we’re coming and everything is going to be set at 11. – Joe Perry

Aerosmith is back! Bigger, better and stronger than ever! So look out Europe ‘cos we’re comin’ to getcha. – Joey Kramer

I’m not sure who is happier, the band or the fans. Can’t wait to get started. Will see you this summer. – Brad Whitford

Don’t those just seem like the perfect soundbites of a band who looks happy being together? Because apparently that’s what Aerosmith is now. The band has announced a run of limited shows in Europe this summer and have dubbed said spectacle the “Cocked, Loaded and Ready to Rock Tour.”

It all kicks off at the Sweden Rock Festival on June 10th and ends in Italy at the Venice festival on July 3rd. Tour dates are down below as well as a video of the band making the announcement. Is it just me or does the band almost looked forced to do this thing? Also why is Steven wearing the Mad Hatter’s hat?

Can someone please explain to me WTF is going on? What happened to Steven Tyler because they were looking for a replacement singer? What happened to all the tension between Tyler and Joe Perry? Wasn’t this band going to break up last week? I can’t deal with this anymore. Someone else needs to cover Aerosmith for the RiO!B.

Cocked, Loaded and Ready To Rock tour dates:
Jun. 10 – Sweden – Sweden Rock Festival
Jun. 13 – UK – Download Festival
Jun. 15 – UK – London 02 Arena
Jun. 18 – Romania – Bucharest
Jun. 20 – Greece – Athens Olympic Stadium
Jun. 23 – Holland – Nijmegen Goeffert Park
Jun. 25 – Belgium – Graspop Metal Meeting
Jun. 27 – Spain – Barcelona St Jordi Arena
Jun. 29 – France – Paris Bercy Arena
Jul. 01 – Czech Republic – Prague 02 Arena
Jul. 03 – Italy – Venice Festival


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