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Let me start off by saying that if you don’t have tickets for the Glastonbury festival this year, you’re shit out of luck because they’re sold out. But if you do have tickets, then enjoy reading the following words.

The lineup for Glastonbury was announced recently it is going to be a monster of a festival this year. First off the headliners include acts like U2, Muse, Stevie Wonder and Jack Johnson.

Plus you’ve got other huge acts like Vampire Weekend, Slash, Snoop Dogg, Ray Davies, Scissor Sisters, Phoenix, The Gaslight Anthem, The Flaming Lips, MGMT, Coheed and Cambria (deep breath) Broken Social Scene, Broken Bells, The XX, We Are Scientists, The Hold Steady, George Clinton w/Parliament Funkadelic, The National, Hot Chip, Willie Nelson (deep breath) and the list just goes on and on and on.

I suggest you head over here to see the full three-day lineup.

Glastonbury takes place between the 24th-27th of June. It really sucks to be you if you don’t have a ticket to this…wait I don’t have a ticket. Dammit, it sucks to be me.

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