Tila Tequila attacked by juggalos
Photo courtesy of TMZ.com
I normally try to rest up on Saturdays but this story made me get my ass up off the couch from watching Mad Men to sit down at my laptop and write about it for your entertainment.
“Famed” Interweb-celeb-whore Tila Tequila pretty much had her ass kicked by a bunch of Juggalos at the Gathering of the Juggalos in Illinois, according to TMZ. A “Juggalo”, for your info, is a fan of the band Insane Clown Posse. So, in other words, they’ve picked really, really, REALLY shite music to listen to.
ANYWAYS, Tequila claims that when she got up on stage, “dudes were throwing huge stone rocks in my face, beer bottles that slit my eye open, almost burnt my hair on fire cuz they threw fire crackers on stage, and they even took the shit out of the port-0-potty and threw shit and piss at me when I was onstage.” Is it bad that I’m giggling as I’m writing this?
But this does beg the question: why the shit was Tila Tequila at an ICP function anyways? Is she a fan of their songs? Because if so then she deserves to get her ass beat because that is some fucking awful music. She went on to say that “2 thousand people ran after us, trying to kill me.” Which doesn’t seem all that accurate considering I’m pretty sure a lot of ICP fans aren’t in the best of shape. So while I’m sure a few gave chase, I’ll bet the rest went back to drinking their Faygo sodas and oogling their fat girlfriends.
In a way I do feel bad for Tila…ok, maybe bad is the wrong word. Perhaps confused fits the bill a bit better? Has it gotten to the point in her “career” that she has to make appearances in the back woods of Illinois at an Insane Clown Posse concert to keep her name alive? Perhaps the juggalos were doing a favor in trying to “kill” her, as she so aptly put it. Rather than have her suffer through miserable appearances, they probably felt it would be best to put her out of her misery. See? There’s totally another side to this coin.
But I’ve given too much attention to this already. You can go back to enjoying your weekend. But at least you now have a humorous tale to tell as you barbeque with family and friends.