Jack White and Karen Elson divorcing
What normally may be sad news actually may end up being a rousing good time. The invitation to the divorce party of Jack White and Karen Elson is 100% real and proves, once again, that Jack White can do no wrong. Only he could make a divorce seem like a grand time.
A message from the soon to be split couple reads as thus:
To whom it may concern:
karen elson and jack white announce today that they are getting divorced.
“we remain dear and trusted friends and co-parents to our wonderful children Scarlett and Henry Lee.
We feel so fortunate for the time we have shared and the time we will continue to spend both separately and together watching our children grow.
In honor of that time shared, we are throwing a divorce party. an evening together in Nashville to re-affirm our friendship and celebrate the past and future with close friends and family.”
with love
Karen Elson and Jack White
White and Elson were married back in 2005 on the banks of the Amazon river and it was White who produced Elson’s debut album, 2010′s The Ghost Who Walks. I’m hoping for the best for the both of them and for their two kids.
Now begins the real debate. Who will Jack White conquer next? Could it be his Dead Weather frontwoman, Alison Mosshart? Is there a secret Nashville princess that White will woo into dueting with him at Third Man Records? Will he seduce Loretta Lynn?! Ladies, if you’ve ever wanted a chance with a White Striped Raconteur, your moment has arrived.
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